February 2012
2 tags
What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people:
Me:
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole... →
wowfunniestposts:
When you dislike someone so much that their name...
just-play-dead:
najdiggity asked: i can tell you're judging me.
taking a test
me: answer i got was 23
multiple choice: 16, 54, 26, 9
me: ...23 is close to 26 so that must be the answer
fact: lakers are going to be the death of me with...
najdiggity:
-_-‘
all lakers games that are close = instant heart attack!
J. Cole - "Grew Up Fast"
musiqescapesme:
After hitting 2 million followers, J. Cole drops a new single “Grew Up Fast” a brand new single since The Sideline Story.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was